my dad didn’t think this through when he decided to grill burgers in the kitchen instead of outside

me dipping my vanilla ice cream in chocolate cake whenever i eat ice cream because it tastes better

This is a reminder to freeze your needoh before using it..

me realizing how difficult it is to write a complete page using a homemade ink pen..

everyone should use McDonald’s cookies and ice cream to make a pizookie at least once

me creating check points whenever the microwave cook my food to hot..

this is the size of the needle that goes into a port

using thermodynamics to cool off my pasta,cuz I have free will