Because sometimes all an outfit really needs is a claw clip that looks like a can of sardines.

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Welcome to Dial Up, Mashable’s most excellent look at technology in the '90s, from the early days of the World Wide Web to the clunky gadgets that won our hearts. For much of the 20th century, the ...